"David Tracy" (David_Tracy)
08/19/2016 at 12:14 • Filed to: roadkill nights, m1 concourse
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"David Tracy" (David_Tracy)
08/19/2016 at 12:14 • Filed to: roadkill nights, m1 concourse | 5
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If you live in the Detroit area, and you have plans for tonight that don’t include Roadkill Nights, break them.
Need to pick your baby up from day care? Don’t worry, it can wait on that curb alone for a few hours, right? Leave your stovetop on? It’s fine! Wooden houses don’t burn!
Are you or your spouse in labor? Forget the hospital, just head to Roadkill Nights, find a nice brown diesel manual wagon, lay down a blanket, and crank out the most Jalop child in history!
I will only accept the following excuses if you aren’t attending: wrenching, purchasing clunkers off craigslist, going to other car shows, reading Jalopnik . But really, you could do the latter on your phone, so unless you’re doing one of those first three, you should be going to Roadkill Nights.
Hosted at the M1 Concourse in Pontiac, Roadkill Nights is going to be a giant hoon-fest. There will be drag racing down Woodward Ave., a giant car show, Dodge thrill rides (i.e. a driver doing smoky donuts with you as passenger), and a bunch of automotive hot shots.
Most of you probably already know about Roadkill Nights, so this may be a pointless post. But just go, okay! And say hi, because I’ll be there all day.
For Sweden
> David Tracy
08/19/2016 at 12:17 |
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Mods plz ban
shop-teacher
> David Tracy
08/19/2016 at 12:27 |
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“Need to pick your baby up from day care? Don’t worry, it can wait on that curb alone for a few hours, right?”
No, no, no. You’re doing it all wrong. Bring the baby.
crowmolly
> shop-teacher
08/19/2016 at 12:30 |
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How else are you supposed to test “will it baby”?
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shop-teacher
> crowmolly
08/19/2016 at 12:31 |
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Exactly!
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David Tracy
> shop-teacher
08/19/2016 at 12:31 |
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You’re right. Bring the baby and indoctrinate it.
Yeah, that’s a better idea. Curbside babies tend to be frowned upon, I hear.
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shop-teacher
> David Tracy
08/19/2016 at 12:33 |
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That’s how we get ‘em hooked! I brought my three year old to a cruise night last month ... because she asked to go to a car show. I was so proud!
Urambo Tauro
> David Tracy
08/19/2016 at 12:36 |
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I will only accept the following excuses if you aren’t attending: wrenching...
Bingo. Guilty as charged. (Dammit, I should have planned better...)
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David Tracy
> shop-teacher
08/19/2016 at 12:36 |
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Woh. That’s the dream. Well done!
Needmoargarage
> David Tracy
08/19/2016 at 13:15 |
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I’ll be there soon!
thedevilinside
> David Tracy
08/19/2016 at 13:26 |
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I'll be there early evening. Hope they are able to manage the crowd
Santiago of Escuderia Boricua
> David Tracy
08/19/2016 at 15:18 |
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LSXforYourSuperCar
> David Tracy
08/19/2016 at 16:39 |
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I live two miles away in Auburn Hills, I’ve already been out there for a couple of hours but I’m taking a quick break at home so I can muster the endurance to be able to catch the fast fours.